🐾 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BERA? ★ POKU WAS LAST SEEN IN LATE 2025 ★ IF FOUND PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH ★ POKU IS CONSIDERED EXTREMELY CUTE AND POSSIBLY HUNGRY ★ REWARD OFFERED ★ HENLO, AND FURTHERMORE, OOGA BOOGA ★ POKU IS MISSING BUT NOT FORGOTTEN ★ SAY HENLO BACK ★ EYES DESCRIBED AS "BIG, DARK, UNFORGETTABLE" ★ POKU DOES NOT NEGOTIATE ★ 🐾
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MISSING
⚠ Have You Seen This Bera? ⚠
Poku - Missing Bera
POKU
Last seen: Late 2025  |  Location: Unknown
⚠ REWARD OFFERED ⚠
If found, say henlo back. Do not make sudden movements.
👁 WITNESSES: 001337
OOGA BOOGA   Try the Konami Code if you know where Poku is 👀
🚧   THIS PAGE IS ETERNALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION (LIKE THE SEARCH FOR POKU)   🚧
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🎮 FIND POKU 🎮

Poku is hiding among imposters. Find the REAL Poku.
You have 3 seconds per round. Rounds get harder. Poku gets sneakier.

GAME OVER

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👁️ WHO IS POKU? 👁️
Poku

Poku is a small, soft, deeply mysterious purple bear of unclear origin and unknowable motivations.

Nobody taught Poku how to say hello. It came out as henlo. Poku did not correct it. The internet agreed this was correct.

Poku's job title has never been confirmed. Poku's schedule is unknown. Poku shows up when needed and disappears before questions can be asked.

SPECIES: Bear (probably)
COLOUR: Deep purple. Mysterious.
EYES: Enormous. Haunting. Cute.
HOBBIES: Wandering. Vibing. Seeding.
THREAT LEVEL: Maximum Cute 🐾
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📜 THE SACRED LORE 📜
Poku waving

Chapter I: The First Henlo

It tried to say hello. It came out as henlo. Poku did not apologise. The internet decided this was correct. A greeting was born. A cult followed shortly after, mostly because nobody could stop saying it back.

Poku with flamethrower

Chapter II: The Wander

Poku roamed. Poku seeded. Poku carried a bag and occasionally a flamethrower. Nobody asked about the flamethrower. This was considered the correct response. Poku's silence on the matter remains canon.

Poku sitting in fire

Chapter III: Ooga Booga

The community found each other. Art was made. Sites were built. People said henlo to complete strangers and felt something. Poku nodded once, sat down in some fire, and disappeared into late 2025. This page is the evidence.

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📋 SIGHTING REPORT 📋
Have you seen Poku? File your report below. All sightings taken seriously. Probably.

✍️ File Your Sighting

henlo...
henlo!
HENLO!! 🐾
Poku says henlo
🎵 POKU FM
♪ henlo.mp3 — say it back ♪

🐾 OOGA BOOGA 🐾

HENLO, AND FURTHERMORE...
U FOUND THE SECRET.
ARE U EVEN SEEDING?
FUR IN THE GAME.

POKU WAS LAST SEEN HERE.